I'm not drunk enough for this: Archive

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Feb 26th

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i swear… can i just stay drunk and not wake up early tomorrow?

Feb 26th

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Feb 26th

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Feb 26th

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Feb 26th

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Feb 26th

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Feb 25th

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When I see a message notification here, it seems like I’m the only one that thinks, “Shit… What did I do now??”

Feb 25th

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Feb 25th

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heyyoitsrobee replied to your post: WHY THE FUCK DOES A VIDEO OF ME GETTING MY HAIR… WHERE I DON’T WANT TO SHARE IT. PLUS YOU’RE TUMBLR FAMOUS, I DON’T WANT IT TO GET 10X MORE VIEWS.

Feb 24th

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WHY THE FUCK DOES A VIDEO OF ME GETTING MY HAIR BLEACHED HAVE 10K VIEWS?

Feb 24th

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Feb 23rd

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Feb 23rd

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Feb 23rd

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Feb 23rd

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Saying I having done/seen whatever since high school makes me sound old… .__.

Feb 23rd

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Had a session with my brother over the weekend when I completely forgot about an upcoming drug test… Old co-workers are giving me detox and an extra drug test to make sure I pass. LOLOL.

Feb 23rd

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josephjestoni: CM Punk’s response to Chris Brown’s “steroid tweet towards Punk” (that he later deleted) “I don’t hit women. Period. In my world, women are to be revered and respected.” Yes.

Feb 22nd

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“Affeldt bought dough from the supermarket and put Bumgarner to work in the...”

– Hank Schulman on Affeldt and Bumgarner’s relationship when they lived together for the last month of the 2010 season

Feb 22nd

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Affeldt and Bumgarner: The Giants' odd couple →

Affeldt managed to text Madison Bumgarner with his good hand to say what happened and Bumgarner thought his teammate was being a drama king, exaggerating the wound. Bumgarner responded to the bleeding victim, “You could probably toughen up a little bit, couldn’t you?” “Basically, he called me a wuss,” Affeldt recalled this week. “I said, ‘What? I just...

Feb 22nd

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Feb 21st

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Feb 21st

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Feb 21st

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Feb 20th

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Feb 20th

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Feb 20th

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Feb 19th

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Feb 19th

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Feb 19th

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Feb 19th

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Feb 19th

So yeah.. AYE. THIS IS A FAMILY PARTY. Gettin’ freaky with relatives is downright disturbing…

Feb 19th

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Feb 19th

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Feb 19th

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Feb 19th

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Feb 19th

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Anonymous asked: So pitchers and catchers report today! Is this suppose to be a tv event or something? Kinda confused?

Feb 18th

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Feb 18th

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PITCHERS AND CATCHERS REPORT TODAY.

PITCHERS AND CATCHERS. PITCHERS AND CATCHERS. PITCHERS AND CATCHERS. PITCHERS AND CATCHERS. PITCHERS AND CATCHERS. PITCHERS AND CATCHERS. BASEBALL BASEBALL BASEBALL BASEBALL BASEBALL BASEBALL.

Feb 18th

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