I'm not drunk enough for this

month

June 2010

May 2010

LOL, ending the night on another funny note:

“You were drunk. While everyone else was singing ‘shots, shots, shots, shots…’ you were the only one who went to your dresser singing ‘SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!’ and threw them up in the air.”

I never have the attention span for speeches.

“No one can stop the power of the emo!”

WHY'S IT SO COLD?!

I’ve had enough of this awkward weather. Mother nature needs to make up her mind, forreal.

"You're the best... AROUND!

NOTHING’S GONNA EVER KEEP YA DOWN!”

“Welcome to Sex Ed… May all your dreams come true.”

Season Finale of Modern Family. :( I love this show.

SUMMER. One final done today, another in three hours. Last day for my finals is Friday. Freshman year of college will be officially over!

HAHAHA. Can't get enough of this site.

“Today, the guy I’m seeing and I were having sex. While I was having my orgasm, he looked at me and said “SHHHH!”. FML” “Today, while having sex with my girlfriend, I moaned out my own name. FML”

I ain’t ashamed. Lol @ all the Glee shit I’ve been posting up. GLeek for life. Don’t hate.

...Last class of the semester before finals

AND I DON’T WANNA GO.

"People are lame for not loving Frank Sinatra"