June 2011
Belt's okay, I can stop banging my head against the TV.
Here’s some giggles to get through the rest of the night:
Wow, it’s a bitch to keep these under 500kb…
Original video here: Rain Delay Antics
“Bubble wrap Brandon Crawford. Keep him away from stairs and escalators”
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Mychael Urban (via tee-duh)
Bubble wrap will mess up Uncle Jesse’s hair. He won’t like that. BUT WE HAVE TO DO IT.
brb. punching hole in wall.
I don’t understand how we lost that. Plus a Belt injury? FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK THIS. FUCK EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS GAME.
When Affeldt does good, the rest of the bullpen fails.
Whaddahell, man.
OY. THIS IS ONLY HIS SECOND START SINCE HE GOT BACK.
DON’T HURT THE BABY GIRAFFE.
Kruk and Kuip keep talking about Belt's new nickname.
It’s been a day, and Baby Giraffe has already become a thing. Same with John Stamos. It’s a Brandon nickname revelation.
So I decided to give it a go in making my own gifs
Here are some tests I did from yesterday’s Giants game.
Cody Ross’ solo homer in the 2nd to put them on the board:
Andres Torres’ grand slam in the 4th:
May 2011
FFFFUUUUU, I thought I was the only one!
I always have these slight OCD tendencies where the volume on TVs, radios, and stuff HAS to be in multiples of 5 or 10. It will irritate the hell out of me if someone changes the volume and it doesn’t fit those qualifications. If you find me riding in your car and you change the volume to 27, I won’t waste a second changing it to 25 or 30. HAHAHA. I don’t give a fuck if you give me a weird look. Leave me and my OCD alone!
A 3 months pregnant woman falls into a deep coma. 6 months later, she awakes and asks the doctor 'bout her baby.
- Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.
- Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?
- Doctor: Denise.
- Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?
- Doctor: Denephew.
Slowly and surely
Evening out MadBum’s ugly win/loss stats. 2-6. Another greatly deserved win. He needs another cow.
Two grand slams in a week? Delicious.
Fuck yes, Andres Torres. 7-2.
I don't know if the circus is in town, or if we have our own little petting zoo
We have…
A panda…
A unicorn…
A freak…
A bearded lady Wilson…
And most recently, a baby giraffe.
