Here’s some giggles to get through the rest of the night:
Wow, it’s a bitch to keep these under 500kb…
Original video here: Rain Delay Antics
Mychael Urban (via tee-duh)
Bubble wrap will mess up Uncle Jesse’s hair. He won’t like that. BUT WE HAVE TO DO IT.
I don’t understand how we lost that. Plus a Belt injury? FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK THIS. FUCK EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS GAME.
DON’T HURT THE BABY GIRAFFE.
It’s been a day, and Baby Giraffe has already become a thing. Same with John Stamos. It’s a Brandon nickname revelation.
Here are some tests I did from yesterday’s Giants game.
Cody Ross’ solo homer in the 2nd to put them on the board:
Andres Torres’ grand slam in the 4th:
I always have these slight OCD tendencies where the volume on TVs, radios, and stuff HAS to be in multiples of 5 or 10. It will irritate the hell out of me if someone changes the volume and it doesn’t fit those qualifications. If you find me riding in your car and you change the volume to 27, I won’t waste a second changing it to 25 or 30. HAHAHA. I don’t give a fuck if you give me a weird look. Leave me and my OCD alone!
- Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.
- Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?
- Doctor: Denise.
- Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?
- Doctor: Denephew.
Evening out MadBum’s ugly win/loss stats. 2-6. Another greatly deserved win. He needs another cow.
Fuck yes, Andres Torres. 7-2.
And most recently, a baby giraffe.