I’m currently writing an essay on Tim Lincecum. I’ve titled it “From The Perspective of one Future Mrs. Lincecum” and all I’ve written, aside from his accomplishments, how one day we will get married and have the cutest little babies that will be dressed in the cutest little Giants jerseys. It’s the best essay I’ve written so far, I’ve got to say.
It’s a wonder why the Tim Lincecum fangirl fanbase attracts so much negativity. Oh wait, no it isn’t. It’s shit like this, man.
I’m trying to picture the teacher’s reaction when reading through this shit. LOLOL